Oh Come All Ye Faithful!

What I'm trying to say is I appreciate a good Austin Powers impression.

We discussed a shit-ton of fake boxing matches tonight but the only controversial match was Mike Park vs. Skylar.

Appaloosa is without a doubt the worst movie I've ever watched without little robot silhouettes in the corner.

Creating a government in Lebanon is difficult. March 14th, the neo-Nazi and Socialists of Christian, Sunni, and Druze persuasion are still at odds with the secular nationalists and Hizbollah supporters of the March 8th Coalition. I know, right!?

I want to eat some spaghetti, and I want to eat it now.

What is the point of a pointless blog?

Varg from Burzum is free. He is hanging out on a farm. He will probably release more Burzum albums, but if he does it'll be like the sound of one hand clapping or a tree falling in a forest when no one is there or some other such profound thing.

I've been depressed, but I feel pretty gnarly right now. Made a really hip girl in skinny jeans mix. That is to say, that CD will make a girl in skinny jeans like me. Mostly it is just girls with baggy over-alls that like me. From farms. Collective farms.

Talk about a guy who eats nachos with every meal.